Funny Jokes!!!ha..ha..
-Jokes of all time-Q:
Why is it that all boys ever seem to talk about is sports?A:
It's their way of putting off doing homework. Q:
How can I convince a boy to take an interest in fashion?A:
Various kinds of torture might work!!!Q:
What do guys usually think about while sitting on the beach at sunset? A:
Tomorrow's big...basketball game!Q:
How is friendship measured between boys?A:By counting the number of bruises they have from each other.Q:What can I do if the teacher cathces me trying to sneak out the side door of a boring museum?A:Just say you liked the exhibit so much you were looking for another one.Q:What's the best kind of teacher to accompany you on an overnight school trip?A:One that is a deep sleeper.Q:Why bring a guitar on a school trip?A:Because it's easier to carry than a piano.Q:One of our classmates always gets lost on school trips?A:Try a leash.Q:My classmates tease me because they saw "Goppy, I love you" written in my ntbk.But Goppy is my dog.A:Don't take this as an insult, but if your dog has a name like that, no wonder your friends tease you.Q:My mother came to fetch me at school dressed exactly like me. I wanted to drop dead..A:Why were you dressed so badly?Q:My brother told my friends that he saw me holding hands with a boy. What should I do?A:Take him to get his eyes examined, since he mised seeing you two hugging.Q:The kids at school tease me because I have braces. What can I do to prevent this?
A:It's easy...keep your mouth shut!
Ways to keep SECRETS...
Secrets are something special to you, something that you dn't want anyone to know and something you keep on your own not to share to anyone.Hiding secrets:keep little things that are important close to you at all times, don't hide all your "treasures' in one place, Make a fake secret box to throw snoopers off the trail, and keep it in plain view, RED ALERT...if an intruer has read these tips, find a new hiding place.These are six rules to keep your mouth shut!!:beware from blackmailers they could insist you to tell them ones secret or another, a secret usually gets distorted as it is passeed around; it reaches a point where it can actually become a lie, telling someone else's secret may have unpredictable consequences...and may even backfire against you.
How to manage friends...
-Friendship Files- -You know that your friends because . . . *She makes you laugh even while you're crying. *She's lot of fun and you have a great time together. *The two of you hit off right away. *You can talk for hours on the phone together. *She always speaks the truth. *She knows you so well she can practically read your mind. *She would never, ever betray you. *You've grown up together and she's almost like your sis. -Friendly Tips- -Advice for having a construvtive ARGUMENT. *Don't get mad right away. Try to listen first. *Don't criticize her as a person. It's better to say"I think you told me a lie" than "You're a liar" *Make sure each of you gets a chance to understand the other side of the story. *Be sincere, and gather up the courage to speak your mind. *No insults allowed: that's the quickest way to lose a friend. *Don't take it for granted that you know how she will respond to what you are saying. She may suprise you. *Listen hard to what she has to say, rather than thinking up a reply while she's talking. -What can you do if...--Your old friend is jealous of your new friend? Answer: Talk to your old friend and tell her no one can replace her nor there friendship. -Your friend doesn't like your new friend at all? Answer: Well you can't force two people to like each other, so you could hang out with each friend seperately.
Ways to survive at School...
"Kids who usually call you "nerd" are just plain envious of your good grade"-When the ORAL TEST comes: *Remember, the best ideas will come from.....your own brain *Take a deep breath, relax your shoulders, and stretch your back. It will help you look...and FEEL calm and sure of yourself! *If you know you are well prepared, repeatedly say to yourself, " I know my stuff, I know my stuff..."Sometimes, just convincing yourself half the battle. *Don't waste time and energy imagining what you'd do of you failed an oral test: concentrate on the present-which consist of the teacher's questions. -Tips on making groupings work... *Don't try to show off and be the center of attention. Leave room for others. *If you have any problems with how the group is proceeding, speak openly about it. *Collaborate!Give a hand to those in need and those who ask for your help. *Don't hide behind apparent group anonymity out of laziness or shyness.Express yourself to the fullest. Your input is just as important a everyone else's! *Don't judge the book by its cover ( if you know what i mean)
Ways to get to know boys...............
" Even if things have somehow changed over the years boys have been up to appear strong and brave whatever the circumstances"
1.We Can LEARN From Them.-There's a lot to learn from boys. Their sense of friendship,for example,is very diff.from the way girls often view the subject.They're not known for sharing their most intimate feelings,but loyalty and trust are values of prime importance.2.The Good, the Bad,and the Ugly.-The bad boy:Advice:The best way to deal with him is to ignore him. There are times though,when it can be difficult to remain compost with his presence-but since the only thing he's after is attention (especially from the girls),the truly wise never fall into his trap.-The cutieAdvice:Should you decide to join his group of admirers,don't be let down if he snubs you all the same.-The nerd
Advice:Speaking of studying...study him to find out what he's really like and what his weak points are: this info will be useful if you're considering luring him away from life of academic drudgery.-Mr. nice guy
Advice:These fellows are so caught up with making friends with everybody that they're too busy to really ever get to know anybody.If this type of behavior is not your cup of tea, have no fear: just count to five...and he'll disappear-The shy type
Advice:Being friends with him is difficult, but not impossible, let him take the initiative once in a while-even if you have to prod him to do it..he may suprise you! That is all we can say for now,bye!bye!
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Meet the 4 People
The 4 people are.......: kind, pretty, helpful (you can ask us advices about: boys, secrets, friends and school), we are 4 girls with great taste in fashion and trustful. That is all we can say for now until we meet again.Byeeeee.................. P.S. our names starts with the capital letters................: M . A . N . S . Love ya all!!! XOXO
