Within 4 Peoples Lives

life never felt this GREAT! :]]

PATIENT: Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
DOCTOR: Calm down. Be a little patient.

PATIENT: Doctor, Nobody notices me. I think I must be invisible.
DOCTOR: Who said that?

TEACHER: Billy, why won't you help your sister with her homework?
BILLY: Because I can't be a brother and assist her too!

PATIENT: Doctor, please help me. Every time someone comes in our yard I bark like a dog.
DOCTOR: How long have you had this problem?
PATIENT: Ever since I was a puppy.

PATIENT: Doctor, my memory is slipping. I can't seem to remember anything.
DOCTOR: How long have you had this problem?
PATIENT: What problem?

BILLY: Teacher, what is 5Q plus 5Q?
TEACHER: 10Q
BILLY: You're welcome!

CUSTOMER: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
WAITER: Then why aren't you laughing?

TOMMY: My dog can jump higher than my house.
BILLY: That's amazing! I didn't know your house could jump!

BILLY: Teacher, would you yell at me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
BILLY: Well I didn't do my homework!

BILLY: I'd like to buy a round trip ticket, please.
TICKET AGENT: Where to?
BILLY: Well back to here, of course.

there will be more, SOON!

**jokes from http://www.grandbob.com/press.html, haha!

posted by M.A.N.S. @ 12:21 AM